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Some folks say that the knock-knock joke dates all the way back to Shakespeare, but such a sophisticated origin really only makes them that much less palatable. Thankfully, at this point, no one mistakes knock-knock jokes for high art. But with such history, we can at least see the tracings of learned society within the stupid framework of the simple setup and WTF delivery.

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The comprehensive study, which carefully analyzed fields as varied as physics, theology, history, economics, sociology, and philosophy, is said to have found overwhelming evidence that it is all just one big sham specifically designed to humiliate us and cause us as much misery as possible. Researchers confirmed every attempt so far to assign meaning to any of it has not worked, with scholars' embarrassing failures having served only to provide further evidence that it is all just a twisted ruse crafted by an uncaring cosmos that looks down upon the hapless human race with a mixture of amusement and utter indifference. According to Ahmed, the grand malicious joke encompasses every conceivable facet of the universe, including matter, time, gravity, the Krebs cycle, subatomic particles, evolution, photosynthesis, human society, marriage, friendship, life itself, continental drift, infectious disease, reproduction, the totality of history, free will, and both general and special relativity.

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All Rights Reserved. So there are obviously alot of metalheads in this forum I'm pretty sure we all like disgusting jokes, am I right?

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Top definition. A form of humor involving a twist or joke making the joke seen as offensive, harsh, horrid. Yet the joke is still funny.

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You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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Everyone has the wave of fails, actually. Well, there exist the bastards that are especially loved by the fortune and have never known any troubles in life. You should not envy — they are weak and will be certainly knocked out even with a possibility to be fucked up.

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My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies. So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. A Jewish boy goes up to his mom and asks "Can I have twenty dollars to go to the movies?

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